abloris-the-plantriarchy:

If vines existed in Tyria I can either imagine the Commander as having some sort of Steve Irwin ‘I’m gonna wrestle that thing’ at the nearest strange creature (or nearby Rytlock, Canach, or Braham) with interludes of strangely dorky vines of their cats

or they’re a cryptic who just appears in the background of others vines doing something outrageous or with a thousand different items piled on their head nonchalantly sipping a drink

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

i think one of the most valuable pieces of internet savviness comes down to recognizing which types of people and arguments warrant a thought out response and which ones warrant a clean and simple “your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts”

i get annoyed scrolling around social media a lot because i end up seeing so much content from little 4chan adjacent goofballs whose only intent is to get a rise out of people and score very cool internet irony points, and i often get tempted to try to start a rapport with them to point out the irony in feeling so counter culture and edgy while espousing the same beliefs as everyone’s racist great uncle if he frequently jacked off to anime, but then i remember the most important thing for these people to know: that their mom sucks me, good and hard, through my jorts

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

There are two things I love about this post: 

• the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
  
• the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am
  

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

verycooltrash:

harryslittlebeast:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

zahremaral:

misguided ppl who say “humans are evil since we only do good things bc it makes us feel good not bc it makes other ppl feel good” practice an odd form of selective hearing. by ur own admission the internal motivation of humans 2 do good comes from the fact that, well, ppl feel good when instilling good feelings in others….. doesnt sound very evil or selfish to me…. aueaux contraireaux, it sounds almost…. empathethic…… compassionate………….. goodwilled, one could say…………….

trichoglossus:

alpha-centaurius:

thenimbus:

blindbirdnerd:

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

@sparklyappledeer

fozzie:

i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week

snakegay:

tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note

healthy-purple-sandwich:

socialjusticeichigo:

dairyisntscary:

Cows are getting a bad rap and it's time to set the record straight: Giving up meat won't save the planet

A UN report claimed that livestock was doing more to harm the climate than all modes of transportation combined, but this isn't the case.

Business Insider

Many people continue to think avoiding meat as infrequently as once a week will make a significant difference to the climate. But according to one recent study, even if Americans eliminated all animal protein from their diets, they would reduce US greenhouse gas emissions by only 2.6%.

According to our research at the University of California, Davis, if the practice of Meatless Monday were to be adopted by all Americans, we’d see a reduction of only 0.5%.

Shit its almost like the real problem is corporate greed causing mass pollution on an unimaginable scale.